How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
“We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.” -Albus Dumbeldore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Late in high school and as I entered adult life I was diagnosed with a few mental and emotional disorders, such as depression, extreme social anxiety, ADHD, and a few other acronyms. I still struggle with all of them, some more than others of course. The worst seems to be my…